TIMBER!!

My favorite charge nurse from the maternity floor told me a funny story last night. She said that last week she was walking past the triage area, and she saw a pair of men's legs sticking out into the corridor, half of his body still inside the triage room hidden by the curtain. Apparently upon hearing the news that his wife was to be admitted to Labor & Delivery, this poor husband passed out cold. She said the staff was scrambling and saying things like, "we don't touch guys here! What do we do?" Maybe he could use a good Cosmo. Go figure.